Bib Me (...and not one with a lobster, please!)

My little sister is getting married.
Married?
Yes, Married. 
(Please insert Long Duk Dong accent here)
She getting married to oily bohunk.

...and while you're at it, how bout Oto-mo-biiile? Ooh. Sexy Girlfriend.  What's happenin' hot stuff?

But, I digress.  Back to the matter at hand....

So, there is a wedding being planned and I am on a mission.  I'm on the hunt for the perfect necklace.  It's been decided that I will just wear a black dress....so, that means only one thing in my world...an excuse to buy an amazing new pair of ridiculous shoes and jewelery that would make the Queen Mother go "Ooh, la la."  I thought about wearing my necklace from my wedding, but I think it's a bit too small and I'm thinking this is my opportunity to go OBNOXIOUS!   Below is my wedding necklace....

See....too small.  Maybe I go with something like this Vera Wang number and then but out the color in my shoes...

I love this Kenneth Jay Lane piece, but for $795, it needs to come with someone who will help me put it on, tell me how great I look and then offer to wash my baseboards....(and that's not code for anything.  I just need someone to get the dust off my baseboards...and maybe do the ceiling fans when they're done).

Maybe something feminine and really neutral like this Kate Spade....

Or maybe something that SCREAMS "I have arrived! But, now go look at the bride."

Or maybe something with a more tamed down approach, but colorful...

Oh, screw it  Maybe I'll just start with the shoes...